The Valentine Empire

Alright, let's start off with this one, shall we.

Rules are:
You must continue to copy+paste the following phrase until the user either disconnects, or says something along the lines of "uses Amulet of Dead Speak", "puts on amulet" or something along those lines. As we are not as large as another site who uses these kind of codes together, we'll be a little generous and allow them to figure it out more easily.
Copy+Pasta


Post any conversations you've had that were notable. Even if they didn't figure the puzzle out, and started ranting or something.

One of mine.
Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: X_X (You require an Amulet of Dead Speak to converse with the dead)
Stranger: hi. do you have tits?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Go!

I had to post this. This is one I just had with a troll who failed epically.
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Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Hello
You: Like tits?
Stranger: <snip annoying passage about rape>
You: Ahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.......
Stranger: A man and a monkey walk into a Bar.
Stranger: I forget the rest but your mother is a whore.
You: :D
You: Thank you.
You: A fellow troll I see.
Stranger: Fuck you Newfag
You: Ah. Newfag is a word invented for newfags, by newfags.
You: gg
You: And we could've had a no u battle.
You: *sigh*
You: Shame shame.
Stranger: Common Symptoms
"ASS PIES" are recognizable because of the light bulbs shooting out from their skulls
"ASS PIES" are recognizable because of the light bulbs shooting out from their skulls

* Missing social cues when you act like a fuck-up in public.
* Telling various sob stories about being misunderstood/discriminated against.
* Ending said sob story on the note that you wouldn't want to be rid of your 'condition' anyway since you are actually smarter than most everyone else and probably the next step in evolution (like an xmans!!)
* Hand flapping.
* Tourette's Syndrome
* Walking around in circles or moving parts of your body like you are on drugs.
* Mumbling to yourself in class like a fucktard.
* Talking with a robotic accent - see Lulzcast 2.
* Not getting the hint in social situations
* Having multiple LiveJournals for the different "aspects of your personality", one of which is naturally filled with slash.
* Thinking that everyone else are the ones with the problem.
* Being too fucking lazy or unable to drive and then complaining about how they can't go anywhere.
* Thinking Lawyers can save their asses against the internets and Lulz
You: Oh but you will pet.
Stranger: Treatment

Treatment, or intervention, of Asperger's basically can be boiled down to the following extremely complicated steps:

* Open drawer
* Get money
* Go to the pawn shop
* Buy gun
* Buy ammo
* Load gun with ammo
* Point gun at head
* Pull trigger
* Repeat if necessary
Stranger: You may Flap now
You: FAGGOT. You forgot ??? -> PROFIT!!
You: Aye....you are part of the cancer that is killing /b/. Odere.
Stranger: Boxxy Forever!!! Queen of /B/
You: *sigh*
You: We don't like yer kind round here.
Stranger: Still Mashing your Keyboard I see... Its ok, I still cant hear you over my awsomeness!
You: *sigh*
You: Your cancer makes me want to kill myself.
You: (puts a revolver to his head)
You: (pulls the trigger)
You: (???)
You: (PROFIT!!!)
You: X_X (You require an Amulet of Dead Speak to converse with the dead)
Stranger: Crl. Alt. Delete.
You: X_X (You require an Amulet of Dead Speak to converse with the dead)
Stranger: Adress Not Found
You: X_X (You require an Amulet of Dead Speak to converse with the dead)
Stranger:
Now I lay me down to sleep.
I pray thee not my trollz to take.
And if I die before I wake
I pray thee lord those Jews to bake.

It's burning, it's roaring;
The Jews are all mourning.
I stuck one on a pyre
And set him on fire
Lived he not to see the next morning.
You: X_X (The Ghost writes two eerie words on the wall. You look in horror, as they read "THE GAME")
Stranger: Are you still there?
You: X_X (You require an Amulet of Dead Speak to converse with the dead)
Stranger: Ok just making sure
You: X_X (You require an Amulet of Dead Speak to converse with the dead)
Stranger: NO YOU!
You: X_X (You require an Amulet of Dead Speak to converse with the dead)
Stranger: NO YOU!
You: X_X (You require an Amulet of Dead Speak to converse with the dead)
Stranger: NO YOU!
Stranger: NO YOU!
You: X_X (You require an Amulet of Dead Speak to converse with the dead)
Stranger: NO YOU!
Stranger: NO YOU!
Stranger: NO YOU!
Stranger: NO YOU!
Stranger: NO YOU!
Stranger: NO YOU!
Stranger: NO YOU!
Stranger: NO YOU!
Stranger: NO YOU!
Stranger: NO YOU!
Stranger: NO YOU!
Stranger: NO YOU!
Stranger: NO YOU!
Stranger: NO YOU!
Stranger: NO YOU!
Stranger: NO YOU!
Stranger: NO YOU!
Stranger: NO YOU!
Stranger: NO YOU!
Stranger: V
Stranger: V
Stranger: I HIT V
You: X_X (You require an Amulet of Dead Speak to converse with the dead)
Stranger: dying does not get you out of the game, dying does not make you win the game either... dying only lets you lose on another plane of existance
You: X_X (You require an Amulet of Dead Speak to converse with the dead)
Stranger: I demand rule 34!
You: X_X (You require an Amulet of Dead Speak to converse with the dead)
Stranger: I accidentally on you.
You: X_X (You require an Amulet of Dead Speak to converse with the dead)
Stranger: For graet justice I Disconnect now.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: im a guy want to start a commited relationship?
You: X_X (You require an Amulet of Dead Speak to converse with the dead)
Stranger: can i has one???
You: X_X (You require an Amulet of Dead Speak to converse with the dead)
Stranger: is that a yes?
You: X_X (You require an Amulet of Dead Speak to converse with the dead)
Stranger: *steals your amulet*
Stranger: its mine i can tal knowe
You: Indeed
You: You can
Stranger: im a guy want to start a commited relationship?
You: Not particularly
You: I'm not gay
Stranger: really?? i have a penis
You: Me too
You: So that's why it's no
Stranger: as long as are balls dont touch were not gay
You: Eh, no
Stranger: then how does that work bro?
Stranger: can we enter a commited brolationship??
You: No I don't think so
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Well that was quick. ._."
Stranger: hi
You: X_X (You require an Amulet of Dead Speak to converse with the dead)
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey bro
You: X_X (You require an Amulet of Dead Speak to converse with the dead)
Stranger: oh fuck
Stranger: where can i get
You: X_X (You require an Amulet of Dead Speak to converse with the dead)
Stranger: FUCK I AM FUCKED
You: X_X (You require an Amulet of Dead Speak to converse with the dead)
Stranger: DUCKUSF
Stranger: hey i am dead too
You: X_X (You require an Amulet of Dead Speak to converse with the dead)
Stranger: WELL FUCK DEADNESS DOESNT WORK THAT WAY BRO
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: X_X (You require an Amulet of Dead Speak to converse with the dead)
Stranger: <3
Stranger: hello simon
You: X_X (You require an Amulet of Dead Speak to converse with the dead)
Stranger: how have you been latly
You: X_X (You require an Amulet of Dead Speak to converse with the dead)
Stranger: heard it didnt work out with lisa?
You: X_X (You require an Amulet of Dead Speak to converse with the dead)
Stranger: too sad
You: X_X (You require an Amulet of Dead Speak to converse with the dead)
Stranger: well simon
You: X_X (You require an Amulet of Dead Speak to converse with the dead)
Stranger: what about some cyber?
You: X_X (You require an Amulet of Dead Speak to converse with the dead)
Stranger: X_X (You require an Amulet of Dead Speak to converse with the dead)
You: X_X (You require an Amulet of Dead Speak to converse with the dead)
Stranger: X_X (You require an Amulet of Dead Speak to converse with the dead)
Stranger: X_X (You require an Amulet of Dead Speak to converse with the dead)
You: X_X (You require an Amulet of Dead Speak to converse with the dead)
Stranger: X_X (You require an Amulet of Dead Speak to converse with the dead)
You: X_X (You require an Amulet of Dead Speak to converse with the dead)
Stranger: X_X (You require an Amulet of Dead Speak to converse with the dead)
Stranger: X_X (You require an Amulet of Dead Speak to converse with the dead)
Stranger: X_X (You require an Amulet of Dead Speak to converse with the dead)
You: X_X (You require an Amulet of Dead Speak to converse with the dead)
Stranger: X_X (You require an Amulet of Dead Speak to converse with the dead)
Stranger: X_X (You require an Amulet of Dead Speak to converse with the dead)
Stranger: X_X (You require an Amulet of Dead Speak to converse with the dead)
You: X_X (You require an Amulet of Dead Speak to converse with the dead)
Stranger: X_X (You require an Amulet of Dead Speak to converse with the dead)
You: X_X (You require an Amulet of Dead Speak to converse with the dead)
Stranger: im better
You: X_X (You require an Amulet of Dead Speak to converse with the dead)
Stranger: X_X (You require an Amulet of Dead Speak to converse with the dead)
Stranger: X_X (You require an Amulet of Dead Speak to converse with the dead)
Stranger: X_X (You require an Amulet of Dead Speak to converse with the dead)
Stranger: X_X (You require an Amulet of Dead Speak to converse with the dead)
Stranger: X_X (You require an Amulet of Dead Speak to converse with the dead)
You: X_X (You require an Amulet of Dead Speak to converse with the dead)
Stranger: bet u have never had this long conversation with that attitud
You: X_X (You require an Amulet of Dead Speak to converse with the dead)
Stranger: X_X (You require an Amulet of Dead Speak to converse with the dead)
You: X_X (You require an Amulet of Dead Speak to converse with the dead)
You: X_X (You require an Amulet of Dead Speak to converse with the dead)
Stranger: hejdå min käraste
You: X_X (You require an Amulet of Dead Speak to converse with the dead)
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: X_X (You require an Amulet of Dead Speak to converse with the dead)
Stranger: ?
You: X_X (You require an Amulet of Dead Speak to converse with the dead)
Stranger: urr
You: Buhhh..
Stranger: dont get it
You: X_X (You require an Amulet of Dead Speak to converse with the dead)
Stranger: ...............................
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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"Fun with Bots."
Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi, how are you?
Stranger: kewl, yah same.
You: X_X (You require an Amulet of Dead Speak...)
Stranger: Here is my tinypic album, http://tinypic.com/a/1f79z/3 do you think i'm hot? :)
You: X_X (You require an Amulet of Dead Speak...)
Stranger: Crap, my roomate wants the computer! If you want, add me as a friend and send me a msg here: http://www.incentaclick.com/click/md4923873f/amanda471/ (profile is amanda471), I got a few nudes up there, and my cell :)
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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"Well that's just fucking rude."
Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: asl?
You: X_X (You require an Amulet of Dead Speak...)
Stranger: ?
You: X_X (You require an Amulet of Dead Speak...)
Stranger: and u need a bullet to shut up terrorist
You: X_X (You require an Amulet of Dead Speak...)
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Yey
You: X_X (You require an Amulet of Dead Speak...)
Stranger: :O
Stranger: What is thaaats?
You: X_X (You require an Amulet of Dead Speak...)
Stranger: +_+ (You require av Bot Killer)
You: *claps*
Stranger: *Punces*
You: *kicks*
Stranger: *Disconnects*
You: Yay!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
"Asshole."
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Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: X_X (You require an Amulet of Dead Speak...)
Stranger: wats this
Stranger: chutiye
You: X_X (You require an Amulet of Dead Speak...)
Stranger: arre chutiye kya hai yeh
Stranger: who is this
Stranger: from where
Stranger: reply quicky dear
Stranger: chutiye type to kar
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
"...weeiiird..."
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Quicky

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey lady gaga
You: X_X (You require an Amulet of Dead Speak to converse with the dead)
Stranger: woooh
You: X_X (You require an Amulet of Dead Speak to converse with the dead)
Your conversational partner has disconnected.